[Journal Post]

*whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeee*

I got tricked by a trail of pretty lipstick into going to the gross Occult Research Club nerd room, and then I was put in a gold cage, and asked to sign something, and now I'm a member of their club, and made their club real, and now I have nerd stink on me and I'm ruined used goods!

Noone will ever want to touch me except fat 500 lbs nerds!