[Journal Post]
Mar. 7th, 2024 02:02 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
morethaneverauburn
*whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeee*
I got tricked by a trail of pretty lipstick into going to the gross Occult Research Club nerd room, and then I was put in a gold cage, and asked to sign something, and now I'm a member of their club, and made their club real, and now I have nerd stink on me and I'm ruined used goods!
Noone will ever want to touch me except fat 500 lbs nerds!
